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blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010
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Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
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Blumpkin pie

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.
I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie
by AChan March 24, 2007
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blumpkin pie

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth
by schlong18 November 29, 2013
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Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.
Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!
by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
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Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
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Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.
by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020
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