Blomkey

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

Blumzey

Someone who is acting undesirable or unlike how you want them to act. They are either being out of line, dumb, or going against you and pissing you off.

"Did you hear about how Kailyn from Teen Mom cheated on Jordan, why does she have to act so damn blumzey?"

"Remember when Christian Bale went off on the set of Batman? I used to love him, but now I think he is blumzey as hell."

by Gardner11 May 14, 2012

blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

by B-Town May 12, 2003

blurkey

when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey.
The act of blurkifying.

Salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

by joe schmo July 11, 2004

blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

by Shayne June 6, 2004

blumey

a man very feminine in nature, coming from the word "bloom" as in a flower. Your average blumey is a non- descript individual, standing roughly 5 foot 9 and very often seen complaining about various issues.

example: a blumey was spotted recently inside a McDonalds restaurant complaining about the lack of dip choices for his chicken McNuggets

by chamber resident February 14, 2010

Blunkeys

To stay in bed and in blankets all day watching back-to-back episodes of a TV series, like monkeys. Monkeys in blankets = Blunkeys. Cannot be done alone. Watching episodes alone = Depression.

"What are you and Lia doing tomorrow?"

"Oh, we're just gonna be blunkeys. We got Season 3 of Suits on DVD."

by danusunt February 27, 2014