Blumptruck

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.

Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."

by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010

blumbone

when a man first receives a blumpkin and then is finished off with a rusty trombone, thus eliminating the need to wipe. see blumpkin and rusty trombone

I sat down to shit and all of the sudden some hottie walked in and gave me a blumbone. Wow did my asshole feel clean.

by browntown69 October 1, 2011

Gumbo Blumbo

When you're getting a blumpkin that ends with vomit and hotdog chunks in your lap.

I had that bitch over for a savory blumpkin last night, and she ended up giving me a Gumbo Blumbo

by Zyfus September 17, 2018

blumber

What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.

The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.

by Joe Stoops September 4, 2016

Reverse Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.

1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.

by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008

Blumptendo

Getting a blowjob while playing a videogame of any kind.

I was getting this Blumptendo while online lastnight. I swear to god, just as I came, I no-scoped this noob halfway across the map.

by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011

Blumb

(N, Adj)Combination of the words blonde and dumb; a discrete way of calling someone a dumb blonde

That girl Taylin is such a blumb!

by PiggerNussy69 April 13, 2020