buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009

Blubberingzoidberg

Blubberingzoidberg is a term used to describe a person or action negativly. The word 'Fuck' more or less sums up Blubberingzoidberg, only to a more less harsh extent.

That hockey match was a load of Blubberingzoidberg! I cant believe I gave up my Saturday to watch it.

That stupid mothafucking Blubberingzoidberg better watch her back or she'll be eating knucklepie for breakfast!

I don't understand why you're being such a Blubberingzoidberg? I bet you in todays maths quiz - it's not the end of the world!

Homework is pants. Honestly that Blubberingzoidberg Mrs Faulton needs to rapidly cut the amount of work we get. I havent been to the mall in weeks!

by Sam Jay Joseph Cowper February 15, 2008

Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 12, 2014

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

blubbering vagina

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.

Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

by Capt. Bloobomz June 11, 2006

blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013