Bluttered

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.

Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!

by prof_evil January 27, 2011

Bufferedtalk

When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.

I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005

bluzzered

The state of 'flubber' (a Wella gel product for hair) and being 'buzzin' (to be stoned).
The act of smoking weed, in past, future and present tense.

1) Tonight we are going to get bluzzered tonight when we smoke cannabis.
2) I got unbelievably bluzzered at that party last tuesday.
3) Hey guys, I'm feeling really bluzzered right now.
4) Wanna get bluzzered?

by PhPi January 18, 2008

bluffer

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

by toohot2trotpair July 26, 2009