bluescreened

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

Bluegreenland

Bluegreenland is a state of mind that trancends borders and locations, a philosophy that takes the road less travelled, a way of living without fear and suppression, the path to freedom of mind and heart.

I was skating near the smoke stacks during my lunch break, it was all good, the wind blew the dust away and I was deep in Bluegreenland, after a while the factory guard chased me away and I figured when a shark shows up its time to paddle back to the beach, back to work, building sand castles for my boss the jellyfish, the waves will be there again tomorrow

by Bluegreenlandrecords April 6, 2022

blue screen of death

An error message on a blue screen and uses the MS-DOS font. This happens when major or "fatal" errors occur. In some cases you can press any key "to continue," but sometimes pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a "System halted._" message.

Windows ME sucks. I get blue screens of death 24/7.

by gs6 December 22, 2002

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004

Blue Screen of Death

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

by hayw00d February 16, 2005

blue screen of death

Microsuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows.

The fatal screen that showed on Windows 98 when Bill Gates unveiled the "great" operating system.

Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams.

by CaptainCumshot April 12, 2007

The Blue Screen of Death

the true "blue screen of death" is much more rare than the screen many claim it to be. For those who say it is the screen that says "fatal error" and "press ctl+alt+del" you are WRONG. that is a blue screen but it isnt the BSD. the real Blue Screen of Death give a lot more information and starts out with "a problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer." This screen means your computer is hosed. Completely.

the screen i have gotten many times was blue, however it was not The Blue Screen of Death

by M.P.H December 13, 2006