blogsterbation

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

blowsterbating

its like masturbating but with your mouth. can also be referred to as masturbation of the mouth

guy 1: dude I just walked in on my mom blowsterbating!!!!
guy 2: thats freaking awesome
guy 1: fuck yeah it was

by pdogson321 November 14, 2018

Bloster Knot

To inhale,"Blow" a line of a powdered narcotic off of a meaty wangulus, "erect penis" in a dirty fashion.

Cora took a mighty Bloster Knot at Eric's party last night.

by Chasifer McScruff May 12, 2006

blobster

a really fat person from marybank

wow, look at that blobster

by fat marc October 17, 2009

Boysterise

When a guy cums on you and you use it as moisturiser.

He boysterised over my dry legs and now they feel smooth again.

by Quirk Off December 16, 2009

boyster

A term used to describe a straight man who is pleasingly happy, exuberant, boisterous. Term still applies if said qualities are fueled by alcohol or prescription drug use. Can also be spelled boister.

Shankar's not chronically happy or relentlessly happy, like those douches who think being perceived as happy (read: successful or leisure class) is a status symbol. He's just a boyster.

by Sarahrah May 20, 2008

Blowster strudel

Getting a blow job while eating a toaster strudel

I had the best blowster strudel this morning

by Jwiz September 6, 2017