Swimmer's blowjob 

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.

Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.

Swimmer's blowjob by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016

Devil's Blowjob 

When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.

Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....

30 Seconds Later

Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.

Devil's Blowjob by xxdarkprince409xx#notcheeznam March 18, 2016

Virgin’s blowjob

When you nut in a girls mouth and before she spits/swallows says thank you and all of your cum drips down her chin.

Last night my gf did Virgin’s blowjob and my cum dripped don to her tits and it was fucking hilarious.

Virgin’s blowjob by TheAllKnowingDuck May 8, 2018

Ural's blowjob 

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back

Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob

Ural's blowjob by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021

devil's blowjob 

When the partner eats spicy food and forgets to wash their hands and mouth before giving felatio.

We went for a cheeky nandos for our date and she proceeded to give me a devil's blowjob in the bathroom

devil's blowjob by shivshov April 24, 2022

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

Schrodinger's Blowjob by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022

Dementor’s Blowjob 

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

Dementor’s Blowjob by ItzKris March 17, 2023