blorbo

favorite character in a show, a term used on tumblr

my blorbo is asuka from nge!

by thereallvrb0y March 6, 2022

Ballzinis Blowpop

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

blorbo

from my shows

jeremy: omg its just like blorbo
neil: what
jeremy: blorbo! from my shows!!
neil: what the fuck are you talking about

by pissbady January 14, 2022

blorbo

A character that you really like, that nobody else in the conversation is likely to give a shit about. Originates from Tumblr and the phenomenon of people tagging unrelated posts with characters that seem like they would make the post, or something similar. More specifically it may be a favorite character from a show.

person a: yo this is just like when uzaki-chan (<--- this the blorbo) took that one fat shit

person b: who

by gidgsyuchsdet April 25, 2022

Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

by meowlnir July 20, 2018

blowpology

an apology for something so mean it can only be rectified by giving the other person oral sex.

After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology

by NumbChuck September 29, 2014

blogportunist

Someone, who in the midst of an online conversation, shares one of their own blog posts usually in an effort to show how smart they are or let people know they’ve already had this idea or as a form of self promotion (marketing)

Did you see how he/she just worked that conversation to get in their own post? What a Blogportunist.

by WriteRite May 18, 2019