blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

blooping

To bloop (verb); the act of blooping; To place something(item/drug/or anything else) in one's sphincter(see butthole).

It is very popular for people in the rave scene to bloop their Molly; Blooping is very common among people who have high tolerances to whatever drug they are taking; We blooping mayne!; Do not go blooping your food, Johnny, because your asshole has no taste buds.; Most drugs are absorbed more efficiently through blooping rather than eating, snorting, or smoking and is safer than using a needle.

by An0m0t0p3A September 6, 2013

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

BLORING

a boring evening with uninteresting people, to be bad or indesireable

I WENT TO MY IN LAWS FOR DINNER AND FOUND IT TO BE VERY BLORING.

by KURMY December 21, 2009

BLURPING

A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.

She is blurping right now.

by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 7, 2022

blomping

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

Blurping

That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.

I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.

by caitasaurus95 June 20, 2011