blargus

a word used, generally while excited, to express nothing of importance yet conveys to the listener that you are cool enough to combine blase awith arg, and are therefore a French pirate

alternately, it can be an expression of boredome

it may also be used to confuse, since it has no meaning

"What's up?"

-"Blargus..."

"What?"

-"Blargus!"

by xXFeral_KittyXx May 5, 2011

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

blorpus

An insult, like a Fucktard, in alien language.

Charles! You're a fucking Blorpus!

by ReeyanPotato March 22, 2016

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Borgus Water

Borgus water is pretty disgusting, it is in the borgus lake, only chads are physically able to withstand borgus water. Borgus water is in the swamp, where shrek lives, it's also the green water in your sink

"Did you see how gross that water was?"
"Yep, looks like borgus water to me."

by levimeows October 19, 2021

Bloggus Interuptus

Writing a blog post with a Real-Time-Collaborative editor, when your blog co-author edits the post right over top of you.

I was posting my SAT scores on my blog when my blog co-author Bloggus Interuptus to post his discovery that water only flows down hill.

by Foxxfyrre September 21, 2010

BlogusMcdouble

An absolute moron who loves McDonald’s

Wtf blogusMcDouble what is wrong with you leave.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019