bloopyaya

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022

bloopitty

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloopski

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.

Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"

by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

orange bloons

'orange bloons' refers to a extremely off topic comment that some dumb ass has said to try and prove a point. usually when he/she is out of arguments.

comes from the game Bloons, where the no orange balloons ever

bob: 'i think we should to to the beach today cause it is really hot'

sarah: 'but i just wanna eat a cheese cake'

bob: 'i don't see any orange bloons'

by smee6644 December 13, 2009

Blooper reel

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

da bloop d blam

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

There Will Be Bloodshed

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.

Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022