Bloof

Meaning weed; can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or adverb.

Noun: We gotta get some bloof bro.
Adjective: Can’t do shit I’m totally bloofed.
Verb: Hey man I’m bloofing right now.
Adverb: Her eyes were so bloofy after smoking that j.

by MrMeeseekz February 26, 2023

bloof

1.A word used when there is nothing else to say
2.feeling random
created in irc.americasarmy.com

Guest-AA5360054-I'm bored
Guest-AA5360067-bloof

by ;) April 9, 2005

Bloof

bloof: \blüf\ n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.

After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!

by syke September 20, 2005

Bloof

A bloof is one of the "popular" kids. The kind of kids who think that every one likes them. The boys are typically really good looking and confident and always flip their hair. The girls are usually "hot" and get all the guys with their bodies, confidence, and large amounts of make-up.

"Whoa! Regina George is a totaaaall bloof, she gets all the guys and wears a ton of make-up!"

OR...

Bloof- "Ahh! I dropped my pencil!" (Bends over right in front of bloof boy)
Bloof Boy- "Wow, that is one nice piece of booty! Do you wanna go out and make bloof children?!" (Boy flips hair)
Bloof- "Right now? Sure!"

by bloofbuster July 10, 2010

Bloof

A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.

“Wow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.”

“My depression is caused by bloof “

by Hiimme101thankyou December 19, 2018

Bloof

The act of utterly loving google, and all of its entirety.

Dude, I totally bloof!

by Josh Ishkur January 8, 2007

Bloof

A word used to substitute any other word.

“You are such a bloof!”
“Are you bloofing kidding me!”

by _____________URMoM December 3, 2019