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My Bloody Valentine 

A 1981 Paramount slasher horror film shot completely in the Canadian cities of Halifax and Sydney. Film concerns around a mining accident in the sleepy New England town of Valentine's Bluffs(gay name?) in which a ore elevator crashes and Harry Warden becomes the sole survivor by cannibalizing his co-workers. Warden escapes and kills the kid responsible for the elevator crash ripping out his heart and writing in the kid's blood that he will return and kill more if the town ever celebrates another Valentine's Day.

A decade passes and the threats of Warden rots away. The town youths find it's due time to celebrate "V-day". And so, from the mists of Time walks in the believed ghost/zombie of Harry Warden as Miner 49'er! Bent on his revenge with the help of his trusty pick-ax, killing all who thread on Hanniger Mine.

Blood & breasts ensue...

The film has some quite creative kills. Decapitation by shovel,hanging through ore pulley system, impaling on school flagpole, burned alive in a tumble dryer!

Originally a 1986 sequel was planned. Set five years later, the domain of Miner 49'er, the now abandoned Hanniger Mine would become an all-to-real haunted house for the town's Spring Fling Festival. This production was sadly canceled.

In 2009, the film was remade and shot in realD)) 3-D. The remake stars Tom Atkins and Jensen Ackles.

My Bloody Valentine 

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.
I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.
My Bloody Valentine by crustis September 5, 2006

My Bloody Valentine 

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.
I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.

My Bloody Valentine 

To have sex with a girl on a special occasion even though she's on her period.
My Bloody Valentine by FL-fre$h March 12, 2011

my bloody valentine 

The flagship artist of wannabe-intellectual indie kids.

See overrated
my bloody valentine by Oswald March 29, 2005

my bloody valentine 

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.
I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.