blogtress

A female blogger. Often used in an admiring context

She was a wonderful blogtress who updated often and with quality content

by M. Pultz October 6, 2010

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

bloity

It's when the game is waited too much and is not goofy enough

It's funny as hell! The new ones are too fuckin'... bloity.

by Mr. Pudding December 31, 2017

Blint

Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing

Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!

by bidetric March 13, 2022