Blonkie

Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load

She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.

by Gorosei March 14, 2020

Blonky

When you look at something but it’s blurry and wonky! Therefore it’s blonky!

Oh I really can’t make my mind up, it’s too blonky!

by Keljaysee February 21, 2021

Blonky

A person of African decent whose mannerisms, vernacular, and or attire resemble the mannerisms of a middle class white person.

Jamal, you should be president of the blonky club with that polo and kakhi combination.

Tyrone, is you turnin blonky on me brotha!? You be talkin like youz be white!!

by ColdRedRain April 2, 2004

Blonky Boy

A short gay man who lives in his grandmothers attic and commits sex crimes against the blind

The local 43 is a real Blonky Boy.

by Never12 May 18, 2023

blinky blonky

a blonky is a black honky.blinky means slightly insane.so that means that a blinky blonky is a mentally infirm black person emulating the mannerisms of a middle class white person.

that dude is a blinky blonky.

ITS TOTALLY BLINKY BLONKY,MATE!

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

Blonkie

A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key

"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"

by Archibarg December 30, 2019

Blonkie

If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.

He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'

by Jpuf May 4, 2012