a blonder

A person who only f*cks blondes

Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder

by : P ya right May 17, 2006

blonderexic

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

by Sam Mill December 30, 2021

blonderexic

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

Bloner

This is when a firecracker is inserted into a man's urethra and detonated.

Someone told me that Jim got a bloner last night and his life will never be the same.

by Beverly Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013

Blowberry

The act in which a woman preforms a raspberry on a man's balls.

"Dude, I totally tossed her salad so that bitch gave me a blowberry! It was awesome."

by Sellwood G-Spot June 21, 2012

bloobertifoo

(n)

Originally invented by a Darren M. Canady (first recipient of the Darren M. Canady Sassypants Award for his usage of the word, among others), the word 'bloobertifoo' is used as a replacement for a forgotten proper noun.

"She gave the dungeon keys to bloobertifoo... that weird kid with the long hair and no shoes."

by Scotch 'n Soda Theatre April 26, 2004