Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017

Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

Blodreina

1. noun Red Queen
2. noun Octavia Blake's title in Season 5 of the CW TV show "The 100". Denotes her tendencies towards violence and power and her habit of wearing blood as warpaint.

"Blodreina is right."

by clexplex July 26, 2018

venetian blonde

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.

They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.

by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013

Brodney

Brave
Rare
Old soul
Driving to succeed
Near a creek lives
Enjoys making people laugh
Your brother for life

Brodney is the type of guy who will want you to be the best you can be and does not understand why anyone would want to be unkind

by PRETTY IN COPPER January 27, 2017