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Blocktopia

Blocktopia is one of Minecraft's largest Communities. They run over six servers (formerly eight). Blocktopia originally started out as a simple Lava Surivival server until further efforts helped expand it into its wonderful assort of servers. (SMP, BuildBox, AoD, Lava, TNT, and Zombie.) Each server is managed by 1-3 Directors who spend their own free time mantaining the structural integrity of their server.

Contrary to popular belief, Blocktopia's Admins aren't 12 years old. They're mature young men and women (aging from 17-21) who preform their job in the most civil manner. Blocktopia isn't money hungry either. All money donated is 100% used for server costs.
Random Minecrafter: What's Blocktopia?
Random Minecrafter 2: Only one of the most awesome Minecraft communities ever!
by ChronosStar December 4, 2012
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Blocktopia

Formerly: Theones. A minecraft community which has servers present on both classic and beta. It is well renowned for having unique gameplay servers such as lava survival, TNT wars and Zombie Survival. Although the rules may seem more strict, it is because they know that a slack rule set results in the death of a community.

Oh, and they have an ASSistant Head Admin Technician (or asshat for short)
Person 1: Hey man, wanna play some minecraft?
Person 2: Minecraft? I FOOKING LOVE MINECRAFT!
Person 1: sure... you wanna go onto blocktopia?
Person 2: Hells to the yes!
by Rhubburb June 1, 2011
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clocktopus

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.
"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007
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Broctopus

(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
by the urbster September 16, 2010
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Broctopus

Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"
"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.
by JKIIIS April 19, 2009
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flocktopussy

the leathery texture of a non-male gypsy's vagina
wtf the fuck is wrong with you? you don't want to know what flocktopussy is. but the dude beside you has one
by fear4urlife December 2, 2011
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Locktopus

An 8-leg sports bet that is GUARANTEED to hit
“Hey bro I just put in a locktopus and it’s smacking
“Nigga is that a Draymond Green triple double?”
“Yeah he’s due bro”
by MonkeyBoy227 February 3, 2026
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