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Blackwood

A township on the outskirts of Melbourne in the forested Central Highlands region. Once the home of wealthy retirees and people who choose an alternative lifestyle. It is now overrun by crass 'westies' and tattooed rednecks.
Probably the most over-policed township in Australia. An example of how far it has fallen is evidenced by the fact the Post Office is located in the Pub; one has to walk over vomit puddles to check ones mail.
I sure hope this beautiful township of Maldon doesn't turn into another piece of shit like Blackwood!
by SvetlanaBabe October 20, 2010
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blackwood

The art of inserting one's own penis into your own asshole
"as I sat home blackwooding, my 4th wife with the mustache came home and gave me a blumpkin
by Lucky_ January 2, 2009
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Blackfoot High

1. To forcefully penetrate one's fingers into the unwilling anus of an individual of the same sex and similar age.

2. Similar to 1, but with receiver's cell phone on vibrate. After penetration, individual on giving end calls said victim's inserted phone.

Named for the act for which a handful of Blackfoot High School (Blackfoot, Idaho) athletes were accused and tried.
Dude, I heard he totally Blackfoot Highed that kid. Right on!

If you don't give me back my sandwich, I'm going to Blackfoot High you.

If you Blackfoot High me again, I'm going to go postal.
by J3rs3y Sh0r3 H8r April 13, 2011
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Blackfoot redneck

A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.

Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.

Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
by Spiritual-Master January 22, 2022
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Blockbooster

Someone who rents videogames in order to boost their gamerscore.
I can't believe you rented Cars, you're such a Blockbooster.
by Holden V. January 9, 2008
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blockflötengesicht

It means a dry texter in german it literally translates to recorder face but they use it to describe someone who is a boring talker (aka dry texter/talker)
Person 1: remeber when you were texting Mikey

Person 2: yeah she was a blockflötengesicht
by imjustrintohelp April 7, 2019
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blackfoot daisy

I tamed that blackfoot daisy now she wears stilettos.
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