bloater

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

by mrsharp July 20, 2003

blortwharf

the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny.

BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be pissed when he sees the paint peeling of his car.

by sereph192k March 17, 2008

Dirty Great Bloater

A very large gentleman

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.

by Zipppppey November 27, 2012

bloater

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.

The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'

by NeedsMoreSleep October 29, 2016

bloatmeal

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).

I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

Trog bloater

Someone who cannot resist food

We went out for a meal and the trog bloater ate everything on the menu

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Bloater

a black person who signs up to vote (most likely after multiple years of not knowing how, where, or why to vote) when another black person is running as a candidate, and then votes for that black person of course without thinking.

You have never voted in your life, you're a damn bloater if you vote for obama.

by AlliAsharini March 12, 2008