Bloatsburg

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.

Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.

by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005

bloatum

Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.

I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.

by J.Shorten May 15, 2008

blowtus

a huge horrible hog beast who probably eats a thousand pancackes for breakfast...

I hope that blowtus fuck doesnt sit near me.

by Crixxx February 29, 2008

Blotus

A term used to describe an individual who has succeeded in expanding his or her waistline to the point that the neck, chest and waist appears as one body part. Typically can be found sitting, eating, smoking, drinking, and eating.

The Blotus considers defecating as physical exercise. A Blotus is fond of infomercials and is a fan of the late Billy Mays and Tony Little. Multiple number of Blotus's (aka herd) are usually referenced as a Bloti. Typical clothing for the Blotis is workout clothing with expandable waist.

Bill, I am sorry you had to come to the party by yourself, but you are in luck... there are a couple of female Blotus's at the buffet table that you can score with. Just make sure you rub your body down with butter before introducing yourself.

by mikeverdill August 17, 2009

Bloats

A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.

Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.

by Fry Crayola December 10, 2003

Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Blotus

Extremely fat. Like so fat that your frame has the most amount of fat that it could stuff on there and your skin is so tight it's hard to bend.

Last year, I was such a blotus, I made pug dog noises when I reached down to tie my shoes.

by funthusiast October 27, 2018