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blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
by Les Crapp July 30, 2011
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Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!
by Fearman September 26, 2007
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Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.
"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood
by parsley mouth November 22, 2011
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blistering bag bitch

When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!
by Shucky Kunt June 26, 2017
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blithering

often used as a prefix it "idiot", meaning incompetant
"my god, you BLITHERING IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?!?!"
by all knowin' August 26, 2003
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Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.
Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"
by barbariancoc October 28, 2019
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ghost blustering

the act of talking mad shit about how good a movie will do despite alienating it's core audience like what happened with Ghost Busters 2016
Guy 1: Dude, that bitch was saying the new terminator movie was going to be good.

Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".
by Not the sandvich October 25, 2020
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