Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch

1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.

by fan September 28, 2006

Blith Statement

The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.

by KLTL16 December 29, 2020

Blitchithed

When your blitzed but also think you're a bitch.

"I'm bitch "
"No your not"
"But that what I am"
"Not what I am"
"Blitchithed"
..."I'm messed up"

by Bigmilk7 July 18, 2022

Blithe

Adjective: Appearing to have a detached, yet cheerful, disposition.

(Often used dismissively as a way to bring up someone's improper behavior.)

Her blithe manner made her oblivious to the faux pas she committed.

by Sir Reality June 16, 2015

Blitch

A girl that leaves a guy with blue balls and is also a bitch

I can’t believe it, she was such a blitch!

by Hevbev August 5, 2019

blithering

often used as a prefix it "idiot", meaning incompetant

"my god, you BLITHERING IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?!?!"

by all knowin' August 26, 2003

blithuanian

used to discribe a member of the larger Blyth valley community: one who is from Blyth.

"fuck me i've just kicked a russian sailor to death how blithuanian is that son"

by i am blyth October 10, 2006