berve

to take something (money or other tangible object) from a friend/teammate/acquaintance and proceed to lie about the theft

man, we was just chillin up at the micky d's and mike totally berved a franklin from me. i was pissed

by mike hunt90 July 29, 2009

beerventory

an inventory of the beer in the fridge.

Guy 1-"Dude, I'm on my way home. Peek in the fridge and do a beerventory for me."

Guy 2-"9 beers in the fridge"

Guy 1-Damn, thats not enough! Ill stop and grab some more."

by chipoperson February 13, 2010

Berved out

A saying you say when you are drunk and about to pass out like Noah Bervan is every time he drinking because he is a light weight.

“Yo I am berved out right now”

by Kcaj April 22, 2020

Beerventure

The act of visiting multiple alcoholic establishments in search of a rare type of beer.

Melissa: "Are you home yet?"
Sara: "No, my grandma made me go on a beerventure to find some Shiner Bock Ruby Red."
Melissa: "Did you find any?"
Sara: "Yeah, after we visited 5 other stores!"

by dazedncornfused May 19, 2011

beerverage

A southern cocktail made with any light beer and berry flavored Crystal Light drink mix. Use equal parts beer and Crystal Light (already prepared with water). Natural light is good, but you can also use any light beer available. Garnish with ice and lemon. Good cocktail for ladies, as you will not get sloppy drunk and you will cut calories.

Melissa: Hey Leanne, do you want to come over for some beerverages? I have the beer and the Crystal Light chillin' in the fridge.

Leanne: Oh yeah! That would be perfect, I don't want to drink too much because I have to have dinner with my grandmother later. I'll bring the lemons.

by imswtmelissa August 20, 2011

Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 4, 2016

bervert

A pervert with the name or looks like he has the the name "Bruce".

lol look at that bervert

by Aybuddy December 25, 2016