bleef

1. After taking someones anal virginity, the aftermath, A Bloody Fart.

2. The act of Farting Blood

Dan: "I did her so hard in her ass last night!"
Zach: "Oh Yeah, first time huh?"
Dan: "Yea, right before i pulled out she let out this huge Bleef, that blood got all over me!"
Zach: "Thats awesome!!"

by Nut Zach March 21, 2008

Bleef blisket

When you have a mental retardation but that doesnt stop you from trying to order your own dinner

I want the bleef blisket plz

by Fifimon January 24, 2019

roast bleef

a gross looking vagina

i thought betty was hot unil i knew she had a roast bleef

by colito March 2, 2009

bleef

It's a word you say when someone ask you what's up?..and something IS up but you can't be bothered to tell them about it..

Einar says:
so whatup?
Brown{\m/Mrs says:
...bleef....
Einar says:
wnag?
( see definition of wnag)

by brown October 16, 2004

Bleefing

The act of licking a girl's protruding labia for an extended, yet uncomfortable period of time.

Omg Todd kept bleefing me so hard last night, I can't sit right, he did it for 2 whole hours, I had to stop when I started farting uncontrollably.

by ItsFanny February 1, 2023

Bleef

When you’re on your period and let out a queef.

“ Oh no, I just bleefed!”
“I bleef I can fly.”

by Bleef January 26, 2018

Bleefed

Like sharting, but with queefing an don your period.

Jane just bleefed her pants so hard.

by crazaybaybeee May 15, 2023