Pop your blueberries

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.

Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

by nAnDy013 March 21, 2013

Blueberry Ale

A prime deviation of what beer was intended to be. Only women should feel comfortable ordering any beer/berry combination.

It is a known fact that drinking blueberry ale makes you want to suck cock.

by Definerofgayness October 20, 2020

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008

yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

Blueberry

derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.

"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"

by purplesage11 December 6, 2012

Blueberries

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.

by GSPC listener February 28, 2011

blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.

After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.

by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009