the process by which one removes feces with a makeshift device from an appropriate receptacle and forces it into a receptacle not suited for human waste removal
by Sink_Violator January 7, 2010
Get the Going Blanford mug.A mind game inspired by The Game, but intended to foster friendly competition rather than spite.
There are only two rules:
1) In any exchange between participants of The Blawl Game, whichever says "BLAWL" first, wins that exchange. Note that, due to the nature of The Blawl Game, this is not accompanied by a loss for the other player; rather, the winner wins that exchange while the other player remains unaffected.
2) There must be a time period between exchanges to prevent Blawl spamming; this time period is defined as however long it takes for all members of the previous exchange to have stopped thinking about The Blawl Game.
Thus, if one participant were to win an initial Blawl exchange, and the two participants were to then have a several-minute conversation about other things, and the other participant were to then suddenly remember The Blawl Game, they could then slip "BLAWL" into the conversation and win the second exchange.
There are only two rules:
1) In any exchange between participants of The Blawl Game, whichever says "BLAWL" first, wins that exchange. Note that, due to the nature of The Blawl Game, this is not accompanied by a loss for the other player; rather, the winner wins that exchange while the other player remains unaffected.
2) There must be a time period between exchanges to prevent Blawl spamming; this time period is defined as however long it takes for all members of the previous exchange to have stopped thinking about The Blawl Game.
Thus, if one participant were to win an initial Blawl exchange, and the two participants were to then have a several-minute conversation about other things, and the other participant were to then suddenly remember The Blawl Game, they could then slip "BLAWL" into the conversation and win the second exchange.
Person A: "Good morning, how are you today?"
Person B: "Meh, I'm feeling a little blawl today."
Person A: "Happy Blawlday to you, happy Blawlday to you!"
Person A: "ROFB"
Person B: "Huh? Don't you mean ROFL?"
Person A: "Nope. ROFB: Rolling On The Floor Blawling."
Person A: "What does a giraffe have in common with a giant redwood?"
Person B: "Something about being tall?"
Person A: "Nope, actually they're both quite blawl."
Person A: *Reads this definition*
Person B: "Welcome to The Blawl Game."
Person B: "Meh, I'm feeling a little blawl today."
Person A: "Happy Blawlday to you, happy Blawlday to you!"
Person A: "ROFB"
Person B: "Huh? Don't you mean ROFL?"
Person A: "Nope. ROFB: Rolling On The Floor Blawling."
Person A: "What does a giraffe have in common with a giant redwood?"
Person B: "Something about being tall?"
Person A: "Nope, actually they're both quite blawl."
Person A: *Reads this definition*
Person B: "Welcome to The Blawl Game."
by Skywalkar March 14, 2011
Get the The Blawl Game mug.when you are so confused about emotions, that you have no clue what your thinking, and you are torn between your friends and someone of the opposite sex. you are unsure and may randomly snap at other people and things. you stop listening to love songs like the beatles because it will make you feel just worse.
related to the feeling expressed in the 311 song, all mixed up;
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off your ass
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass so just get off your ass
related to the feeling expressed in the 311 song, all mixed up;
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off your ass
All mixed up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But you know this will pass so just get off your ass
God damn it. shes been on my mind for 3 weeks, but i dont know anymore. I'm so blaflaggled, i almost started a fight with my best friend.
by edrick February 12, 2005
Get the blaflaggled mug.Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018
Get the Blaff mug.1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
Get the blaffy blooffy mug.Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.
"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"
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