blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

Blatherin' blatherskite

From the cartoon series 'Ducktales'.
Fenton P Crackshells key phrase needed to turn into Gizmo Duck.

When Fenton Crackshell said "Blatherin' blatherskite!", he turned into Gizmo Duck.

by stinkoman February 24, 2004

Damn Blather

The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.

Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!

by Dan Rather shoves the food up his bum and the shit comes out his mouth September 20, 2004

blather

blather

blathered, blathering, blathers

To talk nonsensically.
n.
Nonsensical talk.

(Old Norse bladhra. See bhl- in Indo-European Roots.)

Also see blatherskite

I have had enough of your fucking blather...

by Shawn Taylor September 1, 2004

Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 20, 2008

blathers

The most annoying owl you will ever meet. He'll also eventually take your fossil after giving you a 30 minute lecture about the fossil

(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)

Blathers shut up and take my fossils

by ImpactedBat1528 April 27, 2020

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008