blart

A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.

Dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean?
Naw, man, just a blart. A nice, healthy blart.

by bobbittyboo April 05, 2011

blart

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

by mattymillz November 17, 2017

blart

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.

I had to change my underware after I blarted.

by Ted E. July 08, 2005

blart

a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart

“what the fuck man, why did you blart all over the walls?!”

by SuperCrunchyCrouton27 January 03, 2021

blart

a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "

by RR_StreetRat July 31, 2009

blart

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

My fart was so intense i blarted.

by HAHA! March 01, 2005

blart

1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.

I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)

Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/

by Dardrew July 31, 2009