blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

by blurpin genius December 28, 2010

Blaringly

A portmanteau of the words 'blatantly' and 'glaringly'.

It was blaringly obvious that she had something to hide.

by Demonicpillow December 13, 2012

Blarging

Verb
Pronounced: Blarg-ing

Noun(s): Blarg

Spouting off ignorance or Making

Nonsensical remarks

Guy 1: Colby’s blarging again bro..
Guy 2: what a blarg.
Guy 3: oh god he just blarged all over your patio

by didyoudirrtyy March 10, 2019

blarring

Informal word used instead of crying. Pervailent in rural parts of the U.K including Norfolk.

Stop blarring and dry your eyes

by RinRanRyan September 8, 2007

Paul Blarting

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

by Streisand420 July 20, 2010