by stagga July 10, 2010
Get the blarpmug. Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
Get the blarpingmug. The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.
on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.
by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 5, 2023
Get the BLARPmug. 
A nasty burp, one that vibrates the entire body. Often accompanied by a terrible stench, but not necessary.
Lucas just blarped super hard, it's quite impressive.
HELP I'M ABOUT TO BLARP!!
I brapped my pants so hard that It made my subsequent blarp look like a joke
HELP I'M ABOUT TO BLARP!!
I brapped my pants so hard that It made my subsequent blarp look like a joke
by Qr4nto00 December 4, 2023
Get the Blarpmug. Well it's the act of blowing Bart, if one were to catch the few steam off their face it would be called a Blarple. Don't confuse with Blarping which is a long distance Blarp which often requires some hydration stops and refuel or other wise makes for a non smooth ride , Very few people have Blarped not even the rich,, ita sedative powers almost addictive as crack cocaine, and not only that very sensitive to professional blazers ,and makes the conductor more likely tobket only skilled moms like yours handle Blarp one wrong drip of tue steam could put a ose cat or dog or elderly in comma
Sam: Yo you know why amazing brains is called a Blarp bro? Dean: No ..
Sam : beacause when a girl gives this level of head ..well do you remember anything specificaally about the studies of our classes
Dean : no just generally,... Sam but remember when Bart would write those English journals , about the kat he had it was a dream journal he kept that shit going, he asked the menonite math teacher if they had math in his days , fucking would flirt with the science teacher and I gwr to blushvtywn immediately pissed as a motherfucker send him to principal, it be last class of day, bell ring it took her a min to figure out what was going on was already outside door right at bell principles office,.. shit bro her head was that good yeah i cant explain it you will only remember her Blarp nothing Else.. Dean:Wait what about people who didn't have that,they were only remember elange of head brain just Blarp...
Sam : beacause when a girl gives this level of head ..well do you remember anything specificaally about the studies of our classes
Dean : no just generally,... Sam but remember when Bart would write those English journals , about the kat he had it was a dream journal he kept that shit going, he asked the menonite math teacher if they had math in his days , fucking would flirt with the science teacher and I gwr to blushvtywn immediately pissed as a motherfucker send him to principal, it be last class of day, bell ring it took her a min to figure out what was going on was already outside door right at bell principles office,.. shit bro her head was that good yeah i cant explain it you will only remember her Blarp nothing Else.. Dean:Wait what about people who didn't have that,they were only remember elange of head brain just Blarp...
by StagKing236 May 6, 2024
Get the Blarpmug. by Mtg187 May 8, 2022
Get the Blarpmug.