Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

Bantony

The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.

yeah Bantony, man up

by Cagzie March 31, 2011

Bluntonics

The Art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=

"Your blunt has a inch pinch on the end", "Your blunt ends in a skimped closed end", "My blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ", This is Bluntonics

by Shadowking1943 April 25, 2011

Beanton

A man, or woman who closely resembles Krang (Evil Overlord from 1990s children's TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) in both physical appearance and behaviour.

An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup

That guy over there he is such a "Beanton"
Don't be a "Beanton", leave those turtles alone.

by Hoops42 October 9, 2010

Beantonio

Beantonio- Someone who is completely and utterly inept, also tends to be mexican.
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)

Dude, I was playing counterstrike and this fucking beantonio through the entire match!

by Beantonio hater August 17, 2019

Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.

'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014

Blayton

THE best son that anyone could ask for, handsome, funny, and when you are sad...one look at his face will make all of your cares disappear.

Blayton is the best!

by adamslady08 February 4, 2010