blingtard

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.

Dude, look at that blingtard.

by MrFrans September 28, 2006

The Blanchards

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.

Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018

Blindtard

A insult for a person that is both mentally handicapped and blind.

"Look at that blindtard over there"

by THEsecretCHURCHservice69 September 2, 2012

blandard

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard

1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave

by Joe Walford August 27, 2007

Blanchard

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.

I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard

by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018

Mrs. Blanchard

The worst person in the entire world you can ever meet, they are very annoying and rude for no reason at all. There looks are terrible they super UGLY oof your gonna have to bleach you eyes once you look at them, and next time you see them make sure you bring some bug spray because there a co-co-rochh ok? Ok you got it?, good.

Mrs. Blanchard is a RAT.

by Jjx235 November 5, 2020

blancatarian

person who only eats white meat.

I cannot eat those ribs I am a blancatarian.

by Zurigol July 13, 2009