blinder

Noun. From blinding. Something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator's eyesight to fail.

Henry played a blinder in the last match.

by WA May 14, 2004

braindead

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

by Linton July 11, 2003

Titty-blinded

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.

"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

by titty-blinder July 9, 2009

blaine anderson

the best character on quite possible the best tv show ever, glee. he’s breathtakingly gorgeous and his voice is perfect. quite possibly the love of my life even though he doesn’t really exist. kurt hummel is his soulmate and if ANYONE comes between them i will attack you.

oh my god, that man has the best voice ever and he is gorgeous!!
he must be blaine anderson!

by mashford July 14, 2019

Blaine

the kind of dude who you can always talk to because he’s wise beyond his years, and he thinks that he’s ugly but really everyone knows he’s cute. he has so much potential and he doesn’t even know it. he’ll always have you on your toes because you never know what he’s gonna do or how he’ll feel about you or anyone else. he’s someone you’ll always want in your life. but you gotta be careful he doesn’t take any crap and if you give him crap you have a special nickname and place in hell. only the og Blaine’s are like this.

“i’m gonna ask blaine for advice he’ll know.”

by your mother lul April 28, 2019

Blaine High School

A jail like building with no sunlight and barbed wire so children can’t escape. The teachers are rude asl and no one likes each other. But at least we ain’t Coon Rapids!

Blaine High School is a scary place to “learn” but we should be grateful that we arnt at Coon Rapids cause that schools ghetto asf

by CullenKorth November 15, 2019

Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain December 19, 2007