braggot

A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.

You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."

Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."

You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."

Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."

by Weedtarded January 19, 2009

Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

by bighillbilly March 2, 2009

baggot

a queer person who cannot stop listening to bags by clairo; (hence the ‘b’ in lgbtqia+)

melissa: hey whatchu listenin to?

queer person: bags ofc by clairo
melissa: omg u fucking baggot that is literally the only song on your playlist
queer person: omg yes slay im a baggot asf its the only song im aware of

by meow gatto May 13, 2023

baggott

Small-scale delivery service operating in the North Kingston area.

"I just got Baggott Mail."

by samantha ejebfn 2jr2 March 22, 2008

blagot

a black fagot, a homosexual black male

do u see that blagot try to kiss me

by mr. teddy bear jones April 8, 2009

quouche-baggot

a queer that is a douche and also a faggot

WTF, Mrs. Slusser hop off my dick you quouche-baggot

by Naruto and Method Man June 27, 2010

Blaggetybleuggety

A term derived from both Scottish-English and French. It's the end result of choking an elderly smurf who wears adult diapers

When Jack released his grip from the elderly smurf's neck, the stench of fresh Blaggetybleuggety began to emanate from it's diaper

by skydiverguy January 15, 2011