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speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023
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backdoor bragging

Backdoor bragging is when you sneak something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation.
30 Rock Episode Dialogue:

Kenneth: The personal essay is way harder than I thought, cause it's not in my nature to brag on myself.
Jenna: Not even a back door brag?
Kenneth: What's a back door brag?
Jenna: Backdoor bragging is sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it's hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. You try it.
Kenneth: Oh, it's hard for me to watch American Idol because there's a water bug on my channel changer.
This comes back later in a talk with Liz:
Jenna: People always underestimate my instincts because of my good looks.
Liz: This is no time for back door bragging!
by David Ward May 30, 2008
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Peak bagging

Peak baggers have a mild obsession with collecting as many summit victories over significant named peaks as possible. They'll hike often and quickly usually sacrificing comfort for time saved.
Frank: Hey Bob, Let's do this loop trail and we can bag 6 peaks on one hike!
Bob: It's 20 miles of trail!
Frank: We can do it!
Bob: Got to love Peak Bagging!
by Crom2011 August 22, 2011
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Chip bagging

Origin : england

Definition : one who offers sexual services for chips (fries),
Andy's chip bagging rate is 20 chips for full anal penitration
by D-ride October 8, 2013
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Bagginshield

Slash portmanteau couple name to describe the pairing of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit. Used to describe them more as a sexual couple, not just a shorter way of referring to Thorin and Bilbo.
Bagginshield is my newest OTP (One True Pairing).

I can't wait to get home and write some Bagginshield fan fiction.
by Vigorlilover December 27, 2012
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Ninja Bagging

When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event and escape without detection.
"Johnny sent me a photo of him ninja bagging his old lady last night!"
by J. B. Trevor March 2, 2008
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Complain-Bragging

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.
She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
by QuinnTay February 6, 2012
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