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blackwood

1. A man who enjoys laying on the couch to work. 2. A state of being whereby a person does not move very much, and does the majority of work from the couch.
1. "That guy's pulling a blackwood"
2. "That guy is such a blackwood"
3. "Look at that blackwood there"
by Rick Hansen June 16, 2008
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Blackwood

1. a narcissist.

2. a never-has-been, living in own universe

3. any or all above
"My man never pays child support fo any of his kids, and thinks hes going to be a famous musician someday. What a blackwood"
by sir smellsalot December 22, 2008
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BLACKWOOD

noun.

An old and outdated individual who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often exploits people, particularly women, for personal gain.
Blackwood sandwich: decent portion of over-processed meat. very cheap, but leaves you empty anyway

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urban sausage

40 year old emo douche
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razer blackwidow

A keyboard by the company Razer and it comes in both green and orange kail switches.
That keyboard is a razer blackwidow.
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Blackwood

1) A creative, unique, individual.
2) To think ouside of the box, an innovator
3) To be successful
That extraordinary painting was done in the style of Blackwood.

Everyone will be jealous once you become Blackwood.
by YumYumPoptarts November 29, 2009
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Lord Blackwood

a huuuuuuuuuge penis
yeah dude, he's got a nice Lord Blackwood.
by sneakysweeny November 7, 2010
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blackwoodelve

Edmund Heckler and Theodor Koch are blackwoodelves
by Argysh September 12, 2006
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