Black Hammer

Black Hammer was once a bitchass, goofy goober SpongeBob head ass boi. Many warriors tried to train him from his ways such as the SSS Ultra Legendary Monk-Warrior “Nohbodi”. His name is ironic because he WAS Somebody, but even he couldn’t erase whatever bitchassness plagued Black Hammer

Don’t be a Black Hammer.

by Osama7even July 28, 2023

the black hammer

A big black dick that makes a thud shound when it hits the ground

I have the blackest of all the black hammers

by Hammer of black May 1, 2015

big black hammer

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

by nightraven May 29, 2014

reverse jack hammer with black out

Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.

Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.

by DA YAK June 23, 2008

black forest hammed

the action of drinking excessively or the status of being blacked out.

"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"

by needy for a weedy shy guy October 12, 2009

Joliet Blackhammer

A sex position where you kill 2 African Americans and then have sex on their dead bodies. Named for the sex act performed after a double homicide committed in Joliet IL January 10th 2013. Joliet Blackhammer is a play on the name of Joliet's former minor league baseball team the Joliet Jackhammers.

A white trash quartet from Joliet topped of the evening with a Joliet Blackhammer.

by Red Bushrod March 4, 2013

Backhammer

When a guy spits on a girls back in bed so she think he cum on her and when she turn around he cum in her face

Hannah: so u guys did it last night
Lauren: ya but he freakin backhammered me!
Hannah: oh that's disgusting!
Lauren: I know! Who even thought of backhammer?

by Sexy;) June 30, 2011