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Black Butler 

Black Butler, also known as Kuroshitsuji (黒執事), was published in 2006 by Yana Toboso.

Black Butler takes place in the nineteenth century. It follows the story of thirteen-year-old Ciel Phantomhive, "The Queen's watchdog," and his butler, Sebastian Michaelis, who is just too good to be true.. Or too good to be human. As of April of 2024, 33 volumes and 203 chapters have been published.

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Story Plot: 9.4/10
Arcs: 8/10
Characters: 9.8/10
Plot Development: 10/10
Overall Rating: 9.3
Person 1: Can you believe people still pronounce Ciel from Black Butler's name as SEEL?
Person 2: ..I've been pronouncing it as SCI-EL...
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black butler musical 2 

FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLIIIINNNNGGGGGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also known as the kuroshitsuji musical 2 the most beautiful death in the world a fallen shinigami an a thousand souls to collect.
It follows Ciel, Sebastian and two reapers that are so obscure there are only 339 fanfictions on archive of our own about them.

I cannot even watch this without crying...
Person 1: Oh my gawd did you see the Black Butler Musical 2?

Person 2: No, I'm not a weeaboo!!
Person 1: Trust me on this watch it.
Person 2: Fiiiiiine.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A while Later~~~~~~~~~~~~
Person 2: MYYYYY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Butter 

n. 1) a slick, dirty comment or motion

2) something that disgusts or sickens people

adj. sickening
1) That middle finger was black butter.
2) Black Butter, those pictures.
Black Butter by Flame626 June 3, 2016

Black Butter 

It is the Dark butter-like substance that accumulates on the taint and in the asscrack when one has not showered in a long time. It is a combination of sweat, some fecal matter perhaps, and lord only knows what else. It smells like the death of joy, and is the leading cause of swamp-ass. It is disgusting.
Rob: Did you hear that Joe has Black Butter?
Aric: Ew, he better deal with that before it turns into Swamp ass
Black Butter by Sketchy-gay January 19, 2011

Black hole butter cactus 

The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.

black truffle butter 

Truffle butter is created when you pull your dick out of the asshole and proceed to fuck her in the pussy, the fecal matter, vaginal juices and semen combine to form a tan buttery substance in and around her pussy; truffle butter.

Black truffle butter is created when the woman is menstruating.

The entomology of the term stems from the English black pudding or the French boudin noir, both made with blood.
I whipped up a nice batch of black truffle butter and the bitch gobbled it up when I spit it in her mouth.

back butter 

To dip one’s weiner in a warm tub of butter and evenly spread it over the back of your partner’s mouth by oral insertion.
Back buttering is my favorite!”
back butter by mufff November 8, 2017