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Black Bastards

An Album made by the Hip-Hop group KMD in 1991-1993 it was never finished because of the death of Subroc (a member of KMD). It got a release in a 2001 vinyl and CD.
Black Bastards is a good album
by KMDfan4life January 14, 2025
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Black Cat Bastard

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention
The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!
by Runick February 3, 2015
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Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.
by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019
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Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.
You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"
by CatonR July 8, 2009
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the beast with one back

To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.
"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.
by Rich.C June 22, 2006
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Beast with one back

Mastrubation either female or male
She watched her favorite porn and created the beast with one back.
by Sparticus Hibernia Norticus December 3, 2020
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Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!
It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"
by WelshBanter June 1, 2022
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