Blahjob

1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.

That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.

by Melolicious March 2, 2015

blahjob

A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.

"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."

by Tilti October 24, 2008

blobjob

some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database

Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"

by bomberman3k February 14, 2008

blayjob

Oral sex as performed on a mans genitalia. can be very pleasing and lead to other sexual acts like ahnal and berginal intercourse.

That slut slurped on my balls and gave me a blayjob before I railed her.

by ahnal September 15, 2009

Blaujob

A job with absolutely zero benefits and no future

Are used to work for trade off that was a real Blaujob

by Blaujob June 16, 2018

blobjob basil

a thicccc blob that was outside of zee’s house waiting for you to chew on his cake😳

me: no homo but lemme chew that ass blobjob basil
blowjob basil: anything for you

by iliketoeatpie123 June 27, 2019

Blahjob

Getting a blowjob while youre taking a shit.

Yo dude you know Karen. She gave me a blahjob yesterday, it was Awesome.

by PimpLotion September 1, 2019