Bookended

When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.

At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.

by CA Central May 27, 2009

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

by ColonelMustard24 August 1, 2016

Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.

I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.

by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.

Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.

by melodyq February 2, 2009

Broke ass nigga

When you got eighteen dollas in the bank, bitch.

Yeah we can go to McD's. You payin'? I'm a broke ass nigga.

by Mendell March 6, 2013

No broke back

Another way of saying no homo.

Travis: Yo D.J that outfit go hard. No broke back.

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

broke roach

Slang for a broke person but adds roach for more of a bonus to the insult. Not always reffered to as broke, just an insult

jasmin, juan, christian & jr cant even afford that? What a bunch of broke roaches

by Liners November 4, 2014