yoinky boinky

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)

you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”

by sunsetklee November 26, 2021

boinkable

Someone who has major sex appeal. You know you wanna tap them.

"Doesn't Brandon look Boinkable today?"

by Sexxymommas May 9, 2005

boinkage

the act of fornicating.

Man, she was looser than change...there was definitely some boinkage.

by swpark24 February 9, 2004

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

boinked

the Roadtrip word for fucked

"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"

by guitar690 May 28, 2006

boink

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

boinkleson

a person who is quite boinky and sploinkt. quite similar to a hurglet!

"look at that boinkleson, that thing sploink!"

by thehurgletguy February 1, 2023