Ugly Bastard 

A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.

Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.

Ugly Bastard by BlimeyCunt June 13, 2018

gnarly bastard 

a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic

I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.

RIP XXXTentacion

gnarly bastard by manarchy June 21, 2018

Horny bastard 

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone

“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”

Horny bastard by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

Bastard Sock 

When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.

Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.

Bastard Sock by rmft November 1, 2009

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

Sad Bastard Music 

a phrase in reference to the film "High Fidelity". Used to describe slow, morose songs, or songs with unabashed tenderness in the lyrics or vocal style.

Jack Black as Barry, "put on some old sad bastard music, see if i care" this was in reference to Belle and Sebastian. other examples of sad bastard music include Low, Roy Orbison, Neil Young, Elliot Smith, Tim Hardin, Smog, wilco, bonnie prince billy, etc.

Sad Bastard Music by Zellonan April 21, 2009