buttmonkey

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

by Attila Ecsedy October 17, 2003

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl July 5, 2007

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

bigmonkeyfan700

stupid twitter user who is actually somewhat hot

Jon Arbuckle: “wow its bigmonkeyfan700 on twitter!”

by penisman7000 November 9, 2020

Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010