Bitcoin

The Metrics system of money. Great idea, but will never be adopted until all the countries come together as a new means of money. Instead, you just learn it in school and forgot that it ever existed and continue with your life.

Incel Tim: Hey some kid on youtube invested his Bar Mitzvah money into Bitcoin and made millions.
Chad: Yeah he made millions off of a get rich quick scheme that caused millions of hard workers to loose their life savings.

by Satoshi Nagasaki February 9, 2019

bitcoin

A digital currency by Satoshi

i bought Bitcoin at $1 and sold it at $10000, now i'm rich

by jangod August 5, 2018

bitcoin

i don't even get it?,electronic what??

i wasted all my money on bitcoins

by cloutgang.official December 23, 2017

bitcoin

A crypto-currency allowing for anonymous transactions and using a decentralized architecture. Go Nanotube!

Nanotube was able to purchase many goods and services with Bitcoins, without the gubmint watching.

by cusipzzz January 5, 2011

Bitcoin

A currency, typically used among the Gods, used not to pay for anything, but to flaunt your wealthful status.

Hey, by the way did I mention that I have BITCOIN!?!?!?!?

by Cryptolad February 15, 2018

bitcoin

Bitcoin is a faith based titanium coin that is limited in amount by internal characteristics enforced by the laws of mathematics, thermodynamics and the creed of Nakamoto.

Given its rapid rise, growing acceptance and internal characteristics, Bitcoin has managed to terrify governments, atheists and the religious all at once.

by A7Z July 29, 2014

bitcoin

Something people won't stop talking about

the bitcoin buyer walks into a room the first thing he does is yell as loud as he/she/it can and says

bitcoin buyer: I HAVE INVESTED IN BITCOINS

by nhu1k January 16, 2018