bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power

omg becky is such a bitchaloid

by mtruitt January 17, 2016

Bitchtillion

Number of times your wife tells you to put away your fucking phone on Sunday when you're trying to check your fantasy football scores. Fuck.

Wife: Richard, put away your fucking phone!

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

Richard's fantasy league commish: Dude, pay your fucking fantasy football dues.

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

by Cheese Furburgers December 23, 2013

bitchmaid

the maid of a bitch, a very pussy-like man, a wussy

damn, that nerd is a bitchmaid

by matt meyer July 30, 2008

bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"

Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.

by djsugabur June 17, 2006

bitchload

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton

1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do

by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004

Bitchlord

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.

-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.

by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.

I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.

by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007