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bitcheneezer scrooge

A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.
That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009
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Bitchendo

To gradually get bitchier.
Wow, she's really on a bitchendo right now.
by Cross Ale December 6, 2009
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Bitcheriffic

A sarcastic response to the question "How are you?"

To be used when the respondent is in a bad mood.
I asked Mary how she was and she said she was in a bitcheriffic mood.
by lusciouslulu October 4, 2010
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Bitcherfly

The 3rd stage of bitch metamorphism.

A true, skilled, battle hardened bitch.

A Bitcherfly gets between 80%-100% of everything he/she wants, simply by bitching for it. Also has the ability to bitch at superiors.

This stage is reached after breaking out of the Bitch Cocoon stage.
Example 1: Jacob bitched at Taylor that she owed him $200 even though Taylor paid him already. His bitching, however, was too powerful and she gave him another $200. Jacob truly is a Bitcherfly.

Example 2: Many people think they are Bitcherflys without realizing they are still Bitch Cocoons.
by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014
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bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.
Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.
by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006
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Bitchenschaft

Denglish term for gender studies or women's studies.

Combines the German term for any science or branch of study (Wissenschaft, i.e. Sozialwissenschaft (social science), Medienwissenschaft (media studies), etc.) with the English "bitch." Denotes the often uptight and angry attitudes displayed by supposed feminists, who in reality judge and suppress the freedom of other women.
Female student living in Berlin: Let's pump some Bushido and Kay One and go hook up with random men at an awesome club!
Female student 2: but in my bitchenschaft class it says that rap music and casual sex are tools of the patriarchal society to exploit women...
Female student 1: stfu! I am an empowered woman with sexual freedom. fuck bitches get money.
by LessHappy October 17, 2011
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bitchery

noun
(1) Excessive complaints, especially those which are unfounded, ignorant, or misinformed, especially through an electronically mediated forum.
(2) Excessive verbiage from a bitch, especially a female.
(3) An unexpected accomplishment, especially one achieved outside the perceived level of skill of the individual. Witchery, with a "b".
(4) See also bitch.
(1) I am writing a response to the bitchery on this discussion board.
(2) As my ex, you should stop bombarding me with your bitchery.
(3) The manner in which you achieved that high score was pure bitchery.
by Dennis Keith Gill Jr. February 18, 2004
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