bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

by ownagetime March 18, 2008

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.

*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.

by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009

bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power

omg becky is such a bitchaloid

by mtruitt January 17, 2016

Bitchilism

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security

"BITCH! You don't know who the fuck I am!"

by Tgo July 26, 2004

Bitchdaclitdoesomobuckahole

1. Adj. Used to describe or dis-engender, usually a male, either when they do something chump like or absurdly annoying but also coming off as an asshole as well

2. Any dude from the Jersey Shore

Guy 1 sees a guy, that is a total herb none the less, yelling at his girl and says something demeaning to her then bounces. Guy 1 shakes his head in disbelief and looks over at his buddy...

Guy 2 nods his head in agreement and in a sigh states simply, "Bitchdaclitdoesomobuckahole"

by jonnygreenjeans April 13, 2010

bitchmaid

the maid of a bitch, a very pussy-like man, a wussy

damn, that nerd is a bitchmaid

by matt meyer July 30, 2008

bitchallenging

When someone is a bitch and they’re being a bit challenging or difficult.

Did you see Addy last night? She was being a bitchallenging.

by dirtymurk June 25, 2018